FREDONIA, N.Y. – The SUNY Fredonia campus is home to a population of over 400,000 aluminum water bottles but only one student has the ability to consistently lose it seemingly no matter where he takes it. His struggle has baffled scientists, psychologists, and law enforcement officials alike who have found no possible way that one person could so consistently lose something that he carries around literally everywhere.
SBR We all know how tough it is to balance two men; can I get an amen ladies? Well I know of a lady who had to do the impossible, date two Billys at the same time. Sure it sounds bad when you say it that way or really any way but just think about how confusing that is; keeping track of not one Billy but two is a skill only for the most skilled or Pamela Anderson.
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