The following is a documentation of and reflection on the Literary Lampoon throughout the semester. Below you will see some statistics of the page, a list of topics that we aren't allowed to comment on and words we aren't allowed to say, a look back at some of the semester's finer moments and a short list of what we have learned (every story needs a moral, right?) It has once again been our pleasure to write for you; hopefully we inspired a conversation or two and gave purpose to your otherwise meaningless lives.