The tale of two Billys

SBR

We all know how tough it is to balance two men; can I get an amen ladies? Well I know of a lady who had to do the impossible, date two Billys at the same time.  Sure it sounds bad when you say it that way or really any way but just think about how confusing that is; keeping track of not one Billy but two is a skill only for the most skilled or Pamela Anderson.

It all started on a cool, yet sunny March afternoon. This young lady started out with the nicest of intentions when she began speaking to, let's call him Billy #1, a nice, respectable boy. Billy #1 was about to go to army training camp and would be leaving in less than two months. With the girl somewhat upset over the news of Billy #1's impending departure, in waltzes Billy #2 all dapper in a Coheed and Cambria T-Shirt and metal framed glasses. The girl could not help but fall for Billy #2 and really, can you blame her? All night they talked about alcohol, movies and trashy pop culture, the girl thought she was in love. Then the clock struck twelve and the girl had to run home before her mother freaked out.

Now we have reached the climax of our little tale, which Billy do we choose? For days the girl sat in sweatpants and a T-Shirt on her couch watching television putting off the choosing of a Billy. Whilst awaiting a decision her mother repeatedly bothered to her to pick one and preferably the one that would be moving away in a week. While totally ignoring her mother the girl still sat stationary watching numerous cake shows as the week progressed. Then finally after a week of lying on a couch the question of which Billy that loomed over the head of the girl was swiftly decided when Billy #1 abruptly stopped texting her, the girl did not like that very much, so Billy #2 it would be.

Currently, Billy #2 and the girl are in a happy Facebook relationship and all seems to be going well. Billy #1 is probably in Florida somewhere at a training camp but nobody can be sure because he cannot text.