Everyone knows that high school English class was a long waste of time for both you and I. Unfortunately, we've now arrived at college, where we must apply that paper-thin facade of literacy and pretend that we read a book throughout our high school ye...

We at The Leader are saddened to report that the first man to post a song lyric as their Facebook status has recently passed away. It is reported that he suffered from a heart attack as he posted his final lyric status post by 1.2728723 Lampoon SBR Lampoon http://www.fredonialeader.com/lampoon/the-greatest-night-of-my-life-a-personal-narrative-1.2728720 Jim A Cheboa
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As we drove into Pittsburgh, the skyline lit up the dark, rainy night like the night-light that I bought after seeing the first Paranormal Activity. Being the co-pilot of this four-hour journey, I was responsible for interpreting the directions and I c...

Since Al Gore's poignant and thought provoking movie, 'An Inconvenient Truth,' people have been going crazy to ensure that our children's children are not breathing in straight smog when they come out of the womb. It has sparked a new revolution of peo...

If you follow professional football and by that I mean the NFL, not the USFL (suck it, JP Losman), you know the great debate that is going on ab...

I'm about to tell you guys something that I have never told anyone. It was my darkest day; it is a day that I will never forget. Please, read this with caution. It is everyone's worst fears becoming a reality. Now, allow me to paint a pictu...

CHAUTAUQUA COUNTY NY, - Election day came and went on Tuesday and it seems that the climate of insignificant bureaucracy in Chautauqua County may never be the same. While it's easy to forget about these odd-year elections where nothing of any importa...

When I'm feeling kind of thirsty, hungry, happy or blue, I know what I can reach for that will help me get through. The sweet nectar of the gods, only twenty bucks for a thirty, you can get some for cheaper, but that shit's just dirty. ...

Remember that kid in High School gym that was just a little too into floor hockey? Remember how he would literally knock the kid in the wheel chair over so he could score a run in kick ball? Remember how pissed off you would be when he would scre...

There will be big changes coming to the School of Music over the next academic year. Music majors, who just recently began to take advantage of a brand new addition to the beloved Mason Hall, will be getting access to many more buildings around campus....

It has come to my attention that I am a procrastinator. Or rather, it came to my attention when my editor threatened to stab me with a sword engraved with the words mortum 1.2678308 Lampoon mortum ADAM P Lampoon http://www.fredonialeader.com/lampoon/occupy-your-mom-1.2678305 SBR
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With all the press covering the recent Occupy Wall Street movement , like it's the greatest thing to happen since sliced bread, the media has neglected to cover a smaller and more intimate story: Occupy Your Mom. It started when one stay-at-home mom go...

Last Friday the lamest thing yet to happen on the SUNY Fredonia campus took place. A dude, around 20 years old, took his girlfriend of seven months to a nice Subway's. While in this Subway's he ...

FREDONIA, NY and ndash; A woman was arrested late Saturday night on the SUNY Fredonia campus after she was found trespassing in ]]> Wed, 19 Oct 2011 1.2654914 Lampoon FREDONIA, NY – A woman was arrested late Saturday night on the SUNY Fredonia campus after she was found trespassing in ADAM P Lampoon http://www.fredonialeader.com/lampoon/twitter-connects-normal-people-to-famous-people-kinda-1.2654902 JIM A CHEBOA

Since July of 2006, people across the globe have been connecting with each other via the popular messaging site Twitter. In 140 characters or less, people have been sharing opinions, ideas, and even starting revolutions through Twitter. Twitter and Fac...

As of recent one may notice gems such as and lsquo;going ham' and and lsquo;talking reckless' are quickly becoming phrases that are super cool and heard or used on a day-to-day basis. Now, I'm a cool person, so I know what they mean but for those of yo...

'Then I found five dollars,' literally, I found a fiver on the ground. On the first weekend of October, in blistering cold weather, my posse and myself walked over to a house party. That's right, a house party, which included sticky floors, jungle juic...

The announcement of President Hefner's upcoming retirement got me thinking. Dennis Hefner has served this campus for the past fifteen years and has done more to help this campus than many people know. I actually have had the opportunity to ...

SOME GUY'S BASEMENT (NY) and ndash; Bare concrete walls and a beer-stained floor were the stage for what many concert-goers would call 'a show.' Anticipation was hanging in the air as the room was pac...

For the last three weeks the Buffalo Bills have gone undefeated against some fierce competitors. Just last weekend they faced their biggest challenge yet: make Tom Brady cry. As the end of the game came rolling around I can swear I saw a single tear ru...